07 October 2016

When One is Past Caring

When asked at the supermarket checkout which I prefer ... "Paper or plastic?" ... I could not care less.

Ergo, my response is, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual." It's their turn to stare at me with a blank look.

Recently, I was asked if I tweet. I answered, "No, but I do fart a lot."

Technology is sometimes like that.

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