26 December 2015

Misplaced Water Wings At WalMart

Once upon a time
in a land far, far away, 
 at store which was named ...

There we happened upon a sight to behold
because in that store was a woman
... we can only assume ...
who forgot to remove
her water wings
when she left the pool
to visit the local social center
said by some to be ...

Meanwhile those water wings
 slipped down below her hips,
and if she forgets to pull them up again,
when she goes for another dive,
she would surely drown
because she would be flipped
butt over head and
would be sure to drown
before a quick count to five.

How sad.

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