20 February 2015

Opinions of Canadian General Surgeons

Five surgeons from major Canadian population centers voice their opinions with regard to which patient makes the least complicated candidate.
   The first, from Toronto, says, "I like to see accountants   on my operating table because when you open them         up, everything inside is numbered."

   Number two, from Montreal, responds, "Yeah, but you      should try electricians! Everything inside them is color    coded." 
The third surgeon, from Saskatchewan, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best!   Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 

The fourth, from Vancouver chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers ... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." 

But the fifth surgeon, from Ottawa, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine ... plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'

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