01 April 2014

Obama Deserves His Very Own Special Day


By default of having been elected POTUS under the current US Constitution, Barack Hussein Obama II, is the 44th individual who is entitled to membership in the exclusive club that has had a special day...Presidents Day...set aside to remember them collectively. Obama, however, should be recognized on a special day of his very own...April 1st...All Fools' Day. How fitting that would be.

Election Day...6 November 2012...was when the Fools reelected BHO to a second term as POTUS. Maybe they could be marginally forgiven for their lack of homework four years prior. However to make the same dumb-ass mistake the second time around certified them as fools. Therefore, April 1st, deserves to be the celebratory day for those voters.

Fools' day vs Fool's day simply distinguishes the collective voters from the elected individual. POTUS BHO is our elected Fool-in-Chief. Thus April 1st should go down in history as Obama Day a/k/a April Fool's Day. After all, the day's name, as the French would say, à propos de.

I think that a snarky paraphrase of the caption, though somewhat more blunt and to the point, is more apropos of a special day for our POTUS...Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board, then struts around like it won the game. According to snopes.com this is wrongly attributed to Russian President Putin.

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